Do you know how fucked up that is?

你知道这对我来说有多操蛋吗？

You should write about me, my life's fucked up.

你该写写我故事 我生活糜烂透了。

This joke continues into a musical number called Why Am I Still Fucked Up?

这个笑话一直延续到一个名为“为什我砸了？ ” 音乐剧中。

No, I'm not gonna shut the fuck up about it, Tara.

泰拉 我绝对没有扯淡。

You know exactly how fucked up it is that you gave it away.

你就这放弃 差劲到了极点。

After all I did to fuck everything up, that's the least I can do.

在我干了那多混蛋事以后 那最起码。

For me, casual makeup is all about, what can I do that I can't fuck up?

对我来说，随意化妆就，我能做些什我不能砸？

The first month of motherhood was really terrifying because I was scared to fuck it all up.

成为母亲第一个月可怕，因为我害怕把一切砸。

Look man people are always trying to fuck up other people's lives by telling lies about them.

我说哥们 大家总想通过谎言搅乱别人生活。

We used to go out. And then l fucked it up royally. Lost the best thing l ever had.

然后我砸了 失去了最珍贵东西。

A lot of men don't know that they have HPV because it's undetectable in men, It's really fucked up.

多男人不知道他们有HPV因为在男人身上检测不到 这糟糕。

There’s a lot of accusations, not just to me but to pretty much anyone who does it, which is that, you know, we’re vandalizing art or fucking up history.

有多指控，不仅针对我， 而且针对几乎所有这样做人， 也就说，你知道，我们正在破坏艺术或砸历史。

So we have unlimited money, and we're only spending $525 for this, so-- - If we're rolling with Rochester, the Mayo clinic is there biggest hospital, if anything fucked up happens.

所以我们有无限钱， 而且我们只花 525 美元，所以——如果我们和罗切斯特合作，梅奥诊所那里最大医院，如果发生任何糟糕事情。

When CEOs are being selected from such a small pool of people that all know each other, that even if they fuck up royally, they are still placed above most other candidates.

当 CEO 从彼此都认识少数人中选拔出来时，即使他们犯了严重错误，他们仍然会优先于大多数其他候选人。

I mean, there's, there's his side where he says that, uh, he quote unquote fucked up, but at the same point, um, he wasn't doing anything, um, malicious or he had no criminal intent.

我意思， 有，有他一面，他说，呃，他引用了不引用话砸了，但同时，嗯，他没有做任何事情， 嗯，恶意，或者他没有犯罪意图。