Do you know how fucked up that is?

你知道这对我来说有蛋吗？

You should write about me, my life's fucked up.

你该写写我的故事 我的生活糜烂透了。

You know exactly how fucked up it is that you gave it away.

你就这么放弃 真差劲到了极点。

We used to go out. And then l fucked it up royally. Lost the best thing l ever had.

然我搞了 失去了最珍贵的东西。

This joke continues into a musical number called Why Am I Still Fucked Up?

这个笑话一直延续到一个名为“为什么我还搞了？ ” 的音乐剧中。

A lot of men don't know that they have HPV because it's undetectable in men, It's really fucked up.

很男人不知道他们有HPV因为在男人身上检测不到 这真的很糟糕。

No, I'm not gonna shut the fuck up about it, Tara.

泰拉 我绝对没有扯淡。

Your history's so fucked up, you have no clue what family is.

你的人生像一团乱麻 你都不知道家庭什么。

After all I did to fuck everything up, that's the least I can do.

在我干了么混蛋事以 最起码的。

For me, casual makeup is all about, what can I do that I can't fuck up?

对我来说，随意化妆就，我能做些什么我不能搞？

The first month of motherhood was really terrifying because I was scared to fuck it all up.

成为母亲的第一个月真的很可怕，因为我害怕把一切搞。

Look man people are always trying to fuck up other people's lives by telling lies about them.

我说哥们 大家总想通过谎言搅乱别人的生活。

So we have unlimited money, and we're only spending $525 for this, so-- - If we're rolling with Rochester, the Mayo clinic is there biggest hospital, if anything fucked up happens.

所以我们有无限的钱， 而且我们只花 525 美元，所以——如果我们和罗切斯特合作，梅奥诊所里最大的医院，如果发生任何糟糕的事情。

There’s a lot of accusations, not just to me but to pretty much anyone who does it, which is that, you know, we’re vandalizing art or fucking up history.

有很指控，不仅针对我， 而且针对几乎所有这样做的人， 也就说，你知道，我们正在破坏艺术或搞历史。

I mean, there's, there's his side where he says that, uh, he quote unquote fucked up, but at the same point, um, he wasn't doing anything, um, malicious or he had no criminal intent.

我的意思， 有，有他的一面，他说，呃，他引用了不引用的话搞了，但同时，嗯，他没有做任何事情， 嗯，恶意的，或者他没有犯罪意图。