For 30 years, BBC news teams were hauled to work on quiet Sunday mornings to perform mock storylines about the Queen Mother choking on a fishbone.

30 年来，BBC 的新闻团队的周日早晨被拉去工作，表演关于太后被鱼骨噎住的模拟故事情节。

It's not for kissing I slapped you. Girl's elbows at fifteen Father said you swallow like you had a fishbone in your throat what's the matter with you and Caddy across the table not to look at me.

打你耳光不是为了接吻十五岁女孩的肘部 父亲说你吞咽的像喉咙里有鱼刺一样，你和卡迪隔着桌子不看我怎么了。