Kill me. It wouldn't help. The human body is capable of being flatulent for hours after death.

杀了我吧 没用 人体能在死亡数小时内一直制造气体。

Yes, I'd rather be cared for by a flatulent helper monkey.

我宁愿要一只猴来照顾我。

He's just an awful, flatulent racist.

他只是一个可怕, 狂热主义者。

It's nothing personal. I'd just prefer if my future niece or nephew didn't become flatulent every time they ate an eskimo pie.

不是故意针对你。我只是不想我未来侄侄女一吃紫雪糕就胃胀气。

Meanwhile, me, I was making money in the USA, but the closest thing I had to a friend was the flatulent co-worker I took my cigarette breaks with.

与此同时， 我在美国赚钱，但我最亲近朋友是和我一起抽烟那位吹气同事。