Whoever stood you up is a jerk.

放你鸽子的人是蛋。

You can't marry an obnoxious jerk like that.

你不能嫁给一这么讨厌的球。

Why are all rich men jerks?

为什么所有的有钱人都是蛋？

Don't be a jerk, all right, Boner?

这一点也不好笑好吗，伯纳？

In other words... Don't be a jerk.

换言之......别犯傻。

Well, he's been a real jerk lately.

他最近特别古怪。

I was dumped. -Yeah, well, Logan's a jerk.

我被了。-好吧，Logan是。

I was a total jerk. Completely over the line.

我太蛋、太超过了。

How about that for... for being a total jerk.

怎么样啊 对 对做一大蛋来说。

And even though they're being a total jerk.

有的人甚至完全蛮横不讲理。

She jerked her head in Harry's direction.

她朝哈利那边点了一下头。

Hey, you should rip up them slippers and blame that jerk.

嘿，你应该把拖鞋撕烂，然后责怪那蛋。

It's those online paper jerks, the whole business is changing.

都怪那些线上纸业的蛋，整行业都变了。

It's now time to show the jerks a real taste.

现在是时候让这些蛋们尝尝滋味了。

I try to move on, and I'm a shallow jerk.

我的确幼稚又肤浅，但努力在成熟。

How could you be a jerk? You're wearing that hat.

你怎么会是蛋呢？你可是戴着那顶可爱的小帽子。

Said she probably ran to escape her jerk of a father.

说她可能是为逃离蛋父亲而离家出走了。

And so...I chased the jerks off.

所以我把那些坏蛋赶跑了。

And of course, if you're sick, don't be a jerk.

当然，如果你生病了，也不要当一坏蛋。

Well, I don't want to be a jerk, but it was kind of a bummer.

我不想说坏话，但确实有点差劲。