Duncan wears a toupee to cover his bald head.

邓肯戴了顶假发来盖住他的秃头。

" I don't wear toupee, it's my hair."

“我不戴假发，这是我自己的头发。”

Well, he said it was a tribble. It could be a toupee, but either way, it's pretty cool.

他说那是《星际迷航》里的毛毛球。但其实也是假发，反正不管是哪样，都蛮酷的。

Other than a bad toupee? I'm kidding, of course. This is my real hair.

除了这顶烂假发吗？我玩笑的。这是真头发。

" Some things are better left unsaid, " said Mr. Wiggins, adjusting his toupee.

“有些事情最好还是不要说出来，”威金一边说，一边调整着他的假发。

Grab my toupee right off my head.

把我的假发从我头上拿。

Trying to add style is like adding a toupee.

试图添加风格就像戴假发。

I was just checking if I left my toupee here.

我来看看是不是把假发忘在这了。

Well, only to distract from his toupee.

没错 是为了掩饰他的假发。

It's Alfred Hitchcock in a rented toupee.

就像戴着租来的假发的希区柯克。

Who's not looking at my toupee now?

现在谁不看我的假发?

And he was even scarier without the toupee.

而且, 没有假发的时候, 他甚至更怕。

" Your toupee looks like my pet  weasel, " he told Principal Wiggins.

“你的假发看起来像我的宠物黄鼠狼，”他告诉威金校长。

Number two... don't stare at guests who are wearing toupees.

第二 别大眼珠子瞪着戴假发的嘉宾。

But at second glance — and with a toupee there's always a second glance—he doesn't look quite right.

但再一看——戴了假发总会有第二眼——他看起来就不太对劲了。

You can't - you cannot live with a man who starts to wear toupee and thinks he is handsome now and rejuvenated.

你不——你不和一个始戴假发并认为自己现在很英俊并且恢复了活力的男人一起活。

And I keep telling men - so, you see, rather dead than going to a psychiatrist, but at the same time, rather dead than ever wearing a toupee.

我一直告诉人们——所以，你看，宁死也不要去看精神科医，但同时，宁死也不要戴假发。