Well, bagels in New York tastes great, love bagels.

嗯，纽约百吉味道很好，喜欢百吉。

If you want a regular bagel, you can go anywhere.

你可以在很多地方买到贝果。

Hey, hey. Can I get in on that floor bagel?

你地上捡百吉一半好吗？

Marcus ate his cheese sandwich and Darcy ate her bagel.

马可吃着他起司三明治，达希吃着她贝果。

And then, lately, I've been doing a bagel.

最近，一直在做贝果。

You had just eaten a poppyseed bagel and had one stuck in your teeth.

你当刚吃完罂粟籽贝果，牙缝还卡了一粒罂粟籽。

So, generally, we do not cut our bagels.

们通常不切自己家贝果。

But let me tell you how I do my bagels.

来告诉你是怎么做贝果。

The end result is delizioso. In truth, it tastes much more like a crunchy pizza bagel.

最后会生产出美味披萨。事实上，吃起来感觉更像是脆脆披萨百吉。

New York started manufacturing bagels before Montreal.

纽约生产贝果间点比蒙特利尔来得更早。

Am I cooking the everything bagels scrambled eggs?

做都是百吉炒蛋吗？

So it's basically toasted bagel on top.

就是在上面烤百吉。

Well, thanks for the bagel and the orangey fish.

好吧，谢谢你百吉和橘汁鱼。

Well, despite the yummy bagels and palpable tension...I got pants needed to be altered.

尽管有美味面包，与浓厚紧张气氛… … 要去改裤子了。

But, as I said, not all microorganisms are bad. In fact, without them, we wouldn't have pizza bagels!

但是，正如说，不是所有微生物都是有害。实际上，没有微生物们就不会有披萨百吉了。

Hi, how's it going? I'll take a medium tea and a toasted whole wheat bagel with vegetable spread.

嗨，最近怎么样？要一杯中杯茶和一个夹有蔬菜烤全麦百吉。

But if you prefer the toasted bagel with everything on it, you gotta come to New York.

但如果你喜欢烤过贝果加上丰富馅料，纽约不会让你失望。

People always know I'm from the Midwest when I say bagel.

每次说“bagel”（百吉），人家就知道是中西部来。

Jobs began warning friends of the mucus dangers lurking in their bagels.

乔布斯开始提醒朋友们，他们百吉中也隐藏着黏液危险。

They have this everything bagel ice cream flavor that is surprisingly delicious.

他们有冰淇淋口味贝果，非常美味。