Listen to that. Those are-those are the bing bongs of a woman in love with you.

听，这是一个爱着你女乓声。

Excuse me? Did you smoke that bong before you beat the guy with it?

你说什？你用筒打之前是不是先吸了一口？

If he wasn't home by six o'clock—boom, boom, bong, bong, all around the city.

如果他六点前不回家——嘭，嘭，嘭，嘭，城里到处都是这样响声。

You didn't know how to use a bong and now you're trying to tell me how to flip weed?

你都不知道怎吸，现在你来告诉我怎飞叶子？

Is it a bong, mother? Please. I didn't take you for a stoner.

这是个大管吗，妈妈？拜托，我不知道你还有这种爱好。

Love isn't enough. Where would we live, here, with your roommates? The only decoration in the bathroom is a bong.

光有爱是不够。我们住哪儿，这儿，和你室友们吗？卫生间里唯一装饰是一个枪。

What drew you to making bongs?

是什吸引你去制筒？

Is that a beer bong for a baby?

这是宝宝啤酒机吗？

The only decoration in the bathroom is a bong.

洗手间里唯一家具就是根管。

Look, hippies, look! Put down those bongs and look.

嬉皮士们 快看 把大麻枪放下看一眼。

Did you smoke that bong before you beat the guy with it?

你用筒打之前是不是先吸了一口？

Every 100 years, it will make a louder, bong sound.

每过 100 年，它就会发出更响亮砰砰声。

Does a person buy multiple bongs in a year?

一个一年会买多个斗吗？

Max turned our old one into a bong.

Max把我们旧电视给炸了。

Okay, fine. You can get her the bong then.

好吧 那你就给她买那个钟吧。

You know, I'm sure you enjoyed the occasional bong hit.

我觉得你偶尔抽上几口肯定很享受。

So again, one bong or two?

所以 带一个还两个？

Well, my bong is from Korea.

我大麻斗也是韩国做呢。

What you need is to level up with a bong rip of nature.

你们需要 是猛抽一口大自然来提升品味。

Some punk's trying to use his snorkel rental as a bong.

一些朋克试图使用他浮潜租赁为bong。