Hey, why are you such a grumpy douche, Rick?

干嘛非得跟个老混蛋似？

So you're just gonna be a douche about this.

那你是要当个傻逼咯。

It kind of looks like a douche commercial.

就像那些傻逼广告。

To those who'd ridden his bus, Blake was notorious for being a weapons-grade douche.

对于那些乘坐过他巴士人来说，布莱克是一个臭名昭著超级混蛋。

Okay, how about this for a topic: Why is Leonard being a giant douche? Assuming giant douches are possible.

这个话怎么样 为什么莱纳德是个大混蛋 假设大混蛋有可能存在。

I've a douche bag cousin, named Seymour.

我有个蠢蛋表弟 叫西摩。

Bonne douche. I'M ... I'm sorry?

Bonne douche！你说什么？

Any luck with the, uh, douche bags from Eastern?

有东边那些混蛋吗？

Duke's got it all hooked up. Duke's a douche.

Duke都安排好了。Duke就是个大傻冒。

No, you can't saddle me with that useless douche bag.

你不能把这个没用草包丢给我。

But I'm a douche on the side of the angels.

我是天使阵营中傻逼。

Yeah, a douche with ten kegs. Aka, my new best friend.

那也是有10桶酒傻帽。也即是，我新好友。

I don't know. Something that doesn't make me come off as a petty, jealous douche.

我不知道，说些别让我显得猥琐又吃醋脑残话。

You can't be that big of a douche, 'cause if you were, you would never admit to it.

你不可能那么讨人嫌，因为如果你是话，你是不会承认。

Did she just call me a douche?

她刚叫我二逼？

And if he's not having a good time, man, that person is a douche.

如果他玩得不开心，那人就是个混蛋。

I'm the biggest douche on the planet.

我是这个星球上最大淋浴。

Like, he's a huge douche and you're not?

他是个大傻瓜而你不是？

Just 'cause they're douches doesn't mean we have to be.

他们是混蛋 我们可不是。

There's a reason we call people douche bags.

- 我们称人们为冲洗袋是有原因。