I don't mean to burst your bubble, dude, but those penile enlargement pills do not work.

我不想扫你的兴，伙计，但那些壮阳药没用的。

For instance, he's well known for his account of phallic symbols, arguing certain architectural monuments are subconsciously developed as penile representations.

例如，他对阳具号的描述而闻名，认为某些建筑纪念碑是下意识地发展成为阴茎的代表。

Now that we got the one obligatory joke out of the way, we can get to the hard facts of nocturnal penile tumescence, otherwise known as " morning wood" .

既然我们已经开玩笑了，我们了解夜间阴茎勃起的事实， 也是所谓的“晨勃” 。