Howard, your scooter is blocking my car. Aw, did you get pinkeye again?

霍华德你摩托挡住我。你又得病？

This ain't no pinkeye. It's the living dead.

这不病 而活死人。

Can you get pinkeye? - I have to go.

你能得病吗 -我得挂。

Ah! Right. Why don't I have pinkeye then?

哦吗 那为啥我没得病呢？

Yeah, I'm afraid the two of you have pinkeye.

没错 你们都染上病。