Have you ever seen a rhinoceros poop?

你见过犀牛排便吗？

Koalas, too, must eat their own poop.

考拉也是，须食用自己的大便。

I really need my measly, pathetic job scooping your dog's poop.

我真的需要这份给你的狗收狗屎的活。

My tummy aches. I have to poop.

我肚子痛。我要去大便。

Is it unhealthy if you don't poop every day?

果没有每天大便的话，会不健康吗？

I just went straight to pooping on them.

我刚才直接拉在他们头上。

Its poop. Fossilized dung. They call it coprolite.

大便。粪便化石。它们叫做粪化石。

You ever wonder why birds poop on your car?

你有想过为什么鸟要向你的车上拉屎吗？

Come on. The constant fussing, eating, pooping, burping, drooling.

得了吧，一直闹腾，吃，拉，打嗝，流口水。

All right, we've got some fresh poop in here.

好了，我们发现了一些新鲜的<span class="key">便便。

I'm pooping the same... I'm pooping the dust spot.

我要前往去趟商...我要去趟上电。

Except Santa doesn't poop on the plate of cookies.

除了圣诞老公公 不会在饼干盘里<span class="key">便便以外。

Oh, and some of them could be pooping the pants, too.

他们中的一些人还可能会拉裤子。

We suspect about 60 percent of predator-based sloth deaths happen while they're pooping.

我们怀疑有约 60% 的树懒是在大便时被掠食者杀死的。

Just do it. No one cares. They're just like, That's what happens. You poop. Just poop.

只管去做。没有人在意。他们会认为，“事情就是那样。”去大便。直接大便就行。

But we just collected that poop over the course of a couple of weeks.

但我们只是在几周的时间里收集<span class="key">便便。

The presence of certain molecules tipped them off that it was indeed human poop.

某些分子的存在提示他们这确实是人类的粪便。

On the other hand, cats bury their poop in an attempt to hide its smell.

另一方面，猫会把粪便埋起来，试图隐藏它的气味。

Meanwhile, German cockroaches will eat their own poop, vomit, and dead or dying colony members without hesitation.

与同时，德国蟑螂可以吃自己的排泄物和呕吐物，并且会毫不犹豫地食用死去的或濒临死亡的群体成员。

She's got you and Mandy's good looks, but… phew… she poops like her dad.

她继承了你和曼蒂的美貌，可是… … 她拉的屎跟她亲爹的一样臭。