Pee after holding the toilet seat up.

把马桶盖掀起来后，再尿。

You forgot to lift up the toilet seat.

你忘了把马桶座掀起来.

You can buy me that toilet seat cover.

你可以给我买马桶套。

Nope, that's not the toilet seat.

不，不是马桶座圈。

Three glass tumblers stood ready on the toilet seat.

三只平底玻璃酒杯已经放在了马桶座位。

" A toilet seat sits open in the grass field."

“草地的敞开的马桶盖。”

Incidentally, toilet seats aren't really even that bad.

顺便说一句，马桶座圈也没那么糟糕。

Pick up your socks. Put down the toilet seat.

袜子捡起来，马桶坐垫放下来。

That the toilet seat is probably the cleanest place in their house.

最令人惊讶的是，马桶圈可能是你家中最干净的地方。

Saran wrap on the toilet seat? Isn't that just a little funny?

马桶包了丝龙？ 那没有一点点好笑吗？

Ahh, toilet seat covers! Is that what you were doing while I was getting gas?

马桶纸垫啊！我去加油的时候，你们就去买这个吗？

So the places where we prepare our food, those were dirtier than the toilet seats.

所以，我们准备食物的地方比马桶座圈更脏？

I'm gonna go to the bathroom. - Well, you put down the toilet seat.

我要洗手间 -完把马桶坐垫放下来。

He says “… would you mind keeping the toilet seat down after you've used the toilet? ”

他说，“你可不可以在用完马桶后把马桶圈放下来呢？”

Oh, just leave the toilet seat up and the immigration people will totally think we are married.

只要把马桶坐垫立着，移民局的人就会相信咱们结婚了。

… would you mind keeping the toilet seat down after you've used the toilet.

你可不可以在用完马桶后把马桶圈放下来呢？

The first person asks me to make sure I put the toilet seat down after I use it.

一个人让我要确保在每次用完厕所有把马桶盖放下来。

Lennon grabbed his guitar and joined his bandmates only wearing underwear and a toilet seat around his neck.

而是拿起吉他，加入到其他乐队成员中，他只穿了内裤，脖子还套着马桶座圈。

He says “… would you mind keeping the toilet seat down after you've used the toilet? ”

他说，“你可不可以在用完马桶后把马桶圈放下来呢？”

Wait a minute. You think my business is in the same universe as Carl's auto body toilet seat covers?

等会儿，你以为我的意和卡尔的马桶坐垫是一个档次的吗？