You know, I may be a bad waitress, but you are a bad person.

可能我是个糟糕的服务员，但你却是个糟糕的人。

Oh, look. There's a new waitress today.

看，今天有一个新的女服务生。

Then guess who wildly overtipped a cocktail waitress.

那么猜猜谁对酒吧招待慷慨解囊了。

Oh, there's the waitress. Excuse me, Miss. Hello, Miss?

哦服务员在那儿。打扰一下，小姐。嗨，小姐？

Gee. Uh ... Is it the waitress? Penny? What about her?

这个。呃 ... 因为那个侍应生？佩妮？她怎么了？

My big plan was to be a waitress to support my painting.

我的宏伟计划是准备当一名 服务生来支持我的绘画开支。

In the morning I phoned the waitress to ask for some tea.

早上我打电话给服务员点了早茶。

I used to be a waitress, but now I'm a teacher.

我曾经当过女服务员，但现在我是一名老师。

So do I have to worry about you attacking any more waitresses?

我还得担心你会去攻击女招待吗？

An actual waitress sighting in this dump.

这破地方居然还有个女招待。

Do you know why I'm a terrible waitress? Because I don't care.

你知道这是为什么吗？ 因为我不在乎。

Yesterday I was a nurse, and today I'm a waitress at a cafe?

昨天我是护士，然后今天我是服务生？

Our waitress is giving me odd looks.

服务员看我的眼神很怪。

Look. I am not a 22-year-old cocktail waitress. -That's not what I meant.

听着… 我不是22岁鸡尾酒女侍者 我不是这个意思。

Okay, fine. Gunther, you know what? I am a terrible waitress.

好了，甘瑟，你知道吗？ 我是个很差劲的服务生。

You think men his age don't have needs? You should see the waitresses he hires.

你认为他那年纪的男人不会有欲望吗？你该去看看他都请了怎样的女服务生。

Because when I was a waitress, you were getting a master's and building a house.

我当时只是一个服务员，而你马上就要念完硕士了，还会建房子。

I went to that diner, and...I saw Rob kiss the waitress.

我去了那家餐厅，然后看见罗伯吻了那个服务员。

Yeah. Try doubling that. It's like, back off buddy she's a waitress not a geisha.

那就再加倍吧。一边去，兄弟，她只是服务生，又不是艺妓。

I can not be a waitress anymore. I mean it.

我不想再当服务生了 我说真的。